May 3rd, 2017 – 12:01am PST:

Some days you make the comic; some days the comic makes you.

I am not a man inclined toward cowardice. However, in the face of obvious air superiority, I opted for a tactical retreat. It seemed the only prudent course of action, especially if he/she had ammo to spare, or other feathered friends on standby. I’m not certain, but I believe he/she was what’s known as a Common Poorwill. They’re apparently the only bird known to go into a state of hibernation.

There’s no denying it though, the bird certainly had the last laugh. It’s one thing to leave work to attend to personal matters, it’s quite another to leave work to wash your hair because a bird took a shit on your head. Like I said, some days you make the comic, some days the comic makes you. Ultimately, if you got a laugh from today’s comic, then I’m glad. It means I’ve taken one event from an otherwise rough day, and used it to give you a laugh or two. If you’re feeling it, then drop me a line in the comment section below. Let me know if you cracked a smile, if you have some bird trivia to share, or if you have a great joke you’ve been saving up for ages. Regardless, I’d love to hear from ya.

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