May 8th, 2017 – 12:01am PST:

It’s worth noting that one of my Sword-Tarts sprung a leak and bled out all over the pan while it was in the oven. My pride kept me from depicting it’s grisly death in today’s comic. Sadly, it was the Sword-Tart with pink swirls that met such an ignoble end. The blue Sword-Tart was powerless to help, and could only bear witness as it’s mate perished in strawberry scented smoke.

Not the happy ending you wanted to hear of? If so, then I have a music video for you. Fair warning though, it’s violent, bloody and endearingly romantic: Gunship – Tech Noir (Carpenter Brut Remix)