January 15st, 2017 – 12:01am PST

“Oh that boy, he lookin’ finnnnneeeee, girl.”

I’ve fought battles on stray asteroids, in the deepest trenches of the ocean, among the ruins of dismal castles, and while naked. Given that, wearing a dress that boosts a particular stat isn’t really that much of a stretch for me. It’s like soldiers often say: “If it works, but it’s stupid, then it’s not stupid.”

What happened to Mort in the story arc, you ask? Well, I’ll get back to that, eventually. Patience, young grasshopper!