April 17th, 2017 – 12:01am PST:
As a kid, there were several things Brian was pretty serious about. One of those things was eating corn. Another was teaching kittens math. After all, if you don’t teach your kittens math, they’re not going to know it, which is bad for everyone.
Naturally, I was responsible for safe-guarding said kittens from harm (hence the gun).